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Cheyenne Kinney

My friend has talked about this for years and he finally found it again, I’ve never been so excited to see shitty porn in my life
peach soda

i don’t think these women have ever been to medical school
1. Gabriel Orville
  
  Oh, come on! It’s a noble profession, not everybody can attend ivy league school.
2. Cinderhoney Phoenix
  
  It’s a Fallout NV ref guys
3. DblOSmith
  
  Sexist. lol 😉
4. Bell Amy
  
  I don’t even think they went to school at all
5. Nick Slouka
  
  I don’t think they have been to middle school
Nessmess

«legal doesn’t take the pain away, nurse.»
«Well then take an aspirin or something»

I-
What comedy genius is writing this??
Fraser King

“Music?”
“I listen to goth.”

That line hit *different*
1. ok boomer
  
  «Movies?»
  «I watch porn»
  
  That one hit even closer to home
Nate The Great

Nurse Muffin: *Uses the word conscientious*

Also Nurse Muffin: Youth in Asia?
roggeralves94

«Just because they’re conscious doesn’t mean they’re conscientious»

The person who wrote this is wasting their talent in porn! ?
1. Kreijstal
  
  I find your insinuation that porn should have low-quality writing gross. If anything, porn should have better writting, such as this one.
2. Rick vB
  
  Yeah CW needs writers too
3. Crimson Mask
  
  There’s probably more money in it than any other option… :/
4. Max Power
  
  *cuntscientious
Rumble Bumble

“Only if you have some of that sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, stuffy-head, fever, so I can die medicine” is probably the most under rated line in this whole intro besides the euthanasia bit
Simone Russ

I was born by the snatch, I’m gonna die by the snatch
1. Ahmad Dani
  
  @SonicCrocodile tgfy
Harold Balczac

I like how the nurse was trying to hold her laugh at the end.
The Interesting Nobody

«Live by the snatch, die by the snatch.»
— Mahatma Gandhi
Choy Bisnar

«I listen to goth.»

ded.
ReklawLah

Better writing than Game of Thrones, Season 8.
Papa gane

the dialogue is better than some oscar winning movies
1. АРЕГ ГЕВОРГЯН
  
  привет
[INTERNALSERVERERROR]

— Children?
— They throw rocks at me.

Boy, what a miserable man, that’s tragic indeed.
1. ΜΑΡΙΑ ΛΑΖΟΥ
  
  @Abid Gm maikat
2. ΜΑΡΙΑ ΛΑΖΟΥ
  
  Ges
3. Dainis Pelcis
  
  [INTERNALSERVERERROR]
  
  Porno
4. Dainis Pelcis
  
  Porno
Misypo

youth in asia lmao
1. Dónal O'Flynn
  
  Peter He may have used it, but it’s too obvious a joke to be attributed to one person. I came up with it myself years ago and I’m sure it’s occurred to many other people too, including the writer of this hilarious dialogue.
2. Ken Kusanagi
  
  @Insert unoriginal name here No…just horny
3. Insert unoriginal name here
  
  Hood Archie Are you okay
4. Hood Archie
  
  youth Asian craving fo blonde white girls
5. Peter
  
  +Misypo This is an Ali G joke
Rainbow Dash

That man is the Ryan Reynolds of pornography.
1. TwentyPercentDash
  
  The dialogue is way too perfect. It takes my breath away.
Makis Skiadas

I’m pretty sure he is using the D.E.N.N.I.S. system on her…
1. Xavier constant RANDRIANANTOANDRO
  
  @jeastman14 we can to make our hand our has a phone it has a video translat
2. jeastman14
  
  The first few times I seen this I thought it was Glen Howerton
3. Kai Sleezer
  
  POG best reply
Imanol Pulido

«Children?»
«They through rocks at me»
Comedy gold
Duncan Donuts

«I was born by the snatch and I wanna die by the snatch. So come here, sit on my face and take my breath away!». LOL!
Menino Hulk

I thought this was gonna be so bad it’s good.

It’ just so good.