And the award for best writing in a porno movie goes to…

This is from a movie called Trailer Trash Nurses 4. I dunno who wrote the dialogue for this scene, but it's freakin' brilliant.

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  1. Аватар Cheyenne Kinney
    Cheyenne Kinney говорит

    My friend has talked about this for years and he finally found it again, I’ve never been so excited to see shitty porn in my life

  2. Аватар peach soda
    peach soda говорит

    i don’t think these women have ever been to medical school

    1. Аватар Gabriel Orville
      Gabriel Orville говорит

      Oh, come on! It’s a noble profession, not everybody can attend ivy league school.

    2. Аватар Cinderhoney Phoenix
      Cinderhoney Phoenix говорит

      It’s a Fallout NV ref guys

    3. Аватар DblOSmith
      DblOSmith говорит

      Sexist. lol 😉

    4. Аватар Bell Amy
      Bell Amy говорит

      I don’t even think they went to school at all

    5. Аватар Nick Slouka
      Nick Slouka говорит

      I don’t think they have been to middle school

  3. Аватар Nessmess
    Nessmess говорит

    “legal doesn’t take the pain away, nurse.”
    “Well then take an aspirin or something”

    I-
    What comedy genius is writing this??

  4. Аватар Fraser King
    Fraser King говорит

    “Music?”
    “I listen to goth.”

    That line hit *different*

    1. Аватар ok boomer
      ok boomer говорит

      “Movies?”
      “I watch porn”

      That one hit even closer to home

  5. Аватар Nate The Great
    Nate The Great говорит

    Nurse Muffin: *Uses the word conscientious*

    Also Nurse Muffin: Youth in Asia?

  6. Аватар roggeralves94
    roggeralves94 говорит

    “Just because they’re conscious doesn’t mean they’re conscientious”

    The person who wrote this is wasting their talent in porn! 😂

    1. Аватар Kreijstal
      Kreijstal говорит

      I find your insinuation that porn should have low-quality writing gross. If anything, porn should have better writting, such as this one.

    2. Аватар Rick vB
      Rick vB говорит

      Yeah CW needs writers too

    3. Аватар Crimson Mask
      Crimson Mask говорит

      There’s probably more money in it than any other option… :/

    4. Аватар Max Power
      Max Power говорит

      *cuntscientious

  7. Аватар Rumble Bumble
    Rumble Bumble говорит

    “Only if you have some of that sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, stuffy-head, fever, so I can die medicine” is probably the most under rated line in this whole intro besides the euthanasia bit

  8. Аватар Simone Russ
    Simone Russ говорит

    I was born by the snatch, I’m gonna die by the snatch

    1. Аватар Ahmad Dani
      Ahmad Dani говорит

      @SonicCrocodile tgfy

  9. Аватар Harold Balczac
    Harold Balczac говорит

    I like how the nurse was trying to hold her laugh at the end.

  10. Аватар The Interesting Nobody
    The Interesting Nobody говорит

    “Live by the snatch, die by the snatch.”
    – Mahatma Gandhi

  11. Аватар Choy Bisnar
    Choy Bisnar говорит

    “I listen to goth.”

    ded.

  12. Аватар ReklawLah
    ReklawLah говорит

    Better writing than Game of Thrones, Season 8.

  13. Аватар Papa gane
    Papa gane говорит

    the dialogue is better than some oscar winning movies

    1. Аватар АРЕГ ГЕВОРГЯН
      АРЕГ ГЕВОРГЯН говорит

      привет

  14. Аватар [INTERNALSERVERERROR]
    [INTERNALSERVERERROR] говорит

    – Children?
    – They throw rocks at me.

    Boy, what a miserable man, that’s tragic indeed.

    1. Аватар ΜΑΡΙΑ ΛΑΖΟΥ
      ΜΑΡΙΑ ΛΑΖΟΥ говорит

      @Abid Gm maikat

    2. Аватар ΜΑΡΙΑ ΛΑΖΟΥ
      ΜΑΡΙΑ ΛΑΖΟΥ говорит

      Ges

    3. Аватар Dainis Pelcis
      Dainis Pelcis говорит

      [INTERNALSERVERERROR]

      Porno

    4. Аватар Dainis Pelcis
      Dainis Pelcis говорит

      Porno

  15. Аватар Misypo
    Misypo говорит

    youth in asia lmao

    1. Аватар Dónal O'Flynn
      Dónal O'Flynn говорит

      Peter He may have used it, but it’s too obvious a joke to be attributed to one person. I came up with it myself years ago and I’m sure it’s occurred to many other people too, including the writer of this hilarious dialogue.

    2. Аватар Ken Kusanagi
      Ken Kusanagi говорит

      @Insert unoriginal name here No…just horny

    3. Аватар Insert unoriginal name here
      Insert unoriginal name here говорит

      Hood Archie Are you okay

    4. Аватар Hood Archie
      Hood Archie говорит

      youth Asian craving fo blonde white girls

    5. Аватар Peter
      Peter говорит

      +Misypo This is an Ali G joke

  16. Аватар Rainbow Dash
    Rainbow Dash говорит

    That man is the Ryan Reynolds of pornography.

    1. Аватар TwentyPercentDash
      TwentyPercentDash говорит

      The dialogue is way too perfect. It takes my breath away.

  17. Аватар Makis Skiadas
    Makis Skiadas говорит

    I’m pretty sure he is using the D.E.N.N.I.S. system on her…

    1. Аватар Xavier constant RANDRIANANTOANDRO
      Xavier constant RANDRIANANTOANDRO говорит

      @jeastman14 we can to make our hand our has a phone it has a video translat

    2. Аватар jeastman14
      jeastman14 говорит

      The first few times I seen this I thought it was Glen Howerton

    3. Аватар Kai Sleezer
      Kai Sleezer говорит

      POG best reply

  18. Аватар Imanol Pulido
    Imanol Pulido говорит

    “Children?”
    “They through rocks at me”
    Comedy gold

  19. Аватар Duncan Donuts
    Duncan Donuts говорит

    “I was born by the snatch and I wanna die by the snatch. So come here, sit on my face and take my breath away!”. LOL!

  20. Аватар Menino Hulk
    Menino Hulk говорит

    I thought this was gonna be so bad it’s good.

    It’ just so good.

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